Saturday, May 14, 2022

2022 Sprint Weeks, Indiana and Ohio + Little 500

Little 500

Sat    May 28     Anderson, IN Anderson        Little 500 

 

Ohio Sprint Week 

Day         Date         Town               Track                 Event

Fri        June 10    Attica               Attica                    OSW Night 1

Sat        June 11    Fremont            Fremont            OSW Night 2

Sun       June 12    Fremont            Fremont               OSW Night 3

Mon    June 13    Orrville            Wayne County     OSW Night 4

Tue    June 14    Hartford            Sharon                 OSW Night 5

Wed    June 15    Chillicothe        Atomic              OSW Night 6

Thu    June 16    Waynesfield    Waynesfield         OSW Night 7

Fri    June 17    Lim                    Limaland             OSW Night 8

Sat    June 18    Portsmouth        Portsmouth         OSW Night 9 

 

 

Indiana Sprint Week 

Day    Date     Town              Track                    Event

Fr    July 22    Gas City            I-69 Speedway     ISW Night 1

Sa    July 23    Kokomo            Kokomo Speedway ISW Night 2

Su    July 24    Lawrenceburg    Lawrenceburg ISW Night 3

Mo    July 25    Indianapolis    Circle City ISW Night 4

We    July 27    Terre Haute    Terre Haute ISW Night 5

Th    July 28    Putnamville    Lincoln Park ISW Night 6

Fr    July 29    Bloomington    Bloomington ISW Night 7 

Sa    July 30    Haubstadt        Tri-State ISW Night 8

Monday, May 9, 2022

Some days, a man finds his calling in Life

 https://assmann-usa.com/.

behold, Assmann Corporation!


 

 and, in opposition too that

https://titman.co.uk/

Titman Tool Company


 


do i contradict myself?  i am vast, i contain multitudes.

Saturday, May 7, 2022

Star Princess Bride Wars ( thanks to the interwebs )

1 - Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

2 - Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!

    *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

3 - Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!

4 - Wampas of unusual size?  I don't think they exist.

5 - Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?

6 - It just so happens that Anakin here is only mostly dead.

7 - Han:  Give us the access code.

    Trooper:  What access code?

    Han:  Chewie, tear his arms off.

    Trooper:  Ohhhh, you mean this access code!

8 - I could give you my word as a Corellian.    No good, I've known too many Corellians.

9 - Why can't I see?  You've been mostly frozen all day.

10- That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "I know", what he meant was, "I love you."

11- "Why do you wear that black mask?  Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?"    "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable.  I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."

12- "Luke doesn't get eaten by the rancor at this time."

        "What?"

        "The rancor doesn't get him.  I'm explaining to you because you look nervous."

13-    The Fowce is what brings us togevver today.  It suwwounds us, and penetwates us.  It binds the gawaxy togevver.

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

The tools I'm proud to keep in my pants

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UK Manufacturer                                                 USA Distributor 

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King Dick Tools                                                   British Tools and Fasteners

Unit 11, Roman Way, 

Coleshill Industrial Estate,                                  7696 Route 31 

Birmingham, UK B46 1HG                                 Lyons NY 14489 

Tel: +44 (0)1675 467776                                     315-946-9400 

Fax: +44 (0)1675 464277 

Email: info@kingdicktools.co.uk                        sales@britishfasteners.com

Real Life Smothers Brother's skit

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH0IZZRd0bI Patricia Borges remembered to yell "Fire" when she fell into the chocolate. https://w...