Saturday, May 7, 2022

Star Princess Bride Wars ( thanks to the interwebs )

1 - Hello.  My name is Luke Skywalker.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

2 - Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!

    *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

3 - Bye, boys!  Have fun storming the Death Star!

4 - Wampas of unusual size?  I don't think they exist.

5 - Do you want me to send you back to where you were?  Unemployed, on Hoth?

6 - It just so happens that Anakin here is only mostly dead.

7 - Han:  Give us the access code.

    Trooper:  What access code?

    Han:  Chewie, tear his arms off.

    Trooper:  Ohhhh, you mean this access code!

8 - I could give you my word as a Corellian.    No good, I've known too many Corellians.

9 - Why can't I see?  You've been mostly frozen all day.

10- That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "I know", what he meant was, "I love you."

11- "Why do you wear that black mask?  Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?"    "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable.  I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."

12- "Luke doesn't get eaten by the rancor at this time."

        "What?"

        "The rancor doesn't get him.  I'm explaining to you because you look nervous."

13-    The Fowce is what brings us togevver today.  It suwwounds us, and penetwates us.  It binds the gawaxy togevver.

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