Friday, June 10, 2022
Is Kentucky kinkier than Pennsylvania?
Saturday, May 14, 2022
2022 Sprint Weeks, Indiana and Ohio + Little 500
Sat May 28 Anderson, IN Anderson Little 500
Ohio Sprint Week
Day Date Town Track Event
Fri June 10 Attica Attica OSW Night 1
Sat June 11 Fremont Fremont OSW Night 2
Sun June 12 Fremont Fremont OSW Night 3
Mon June 13 Orrville Wayne County OSW Night 4
Tue June 14 Hartford Sharon OSW Night 5
Wed June 15 Chillicothe Atomic OSW Night 6
Thu June 16 Waynesfield Waynesfield OSW Night 7
Fri June 17 Lim Limaland OSW Night 8
Sat June 18 Portsmouth Portsmouth OSW Night 9
Indiana Sprint Week
Day Date Town Track Event
Fr July 22 Gas City I-69 Speedway ISW Night 1
Sa July 23 Kokomo Kokomo Speedway ISW Night 2
Su July 24 Lawrenceburg Lawrenceburg ISW Night 3
Mo July 25 Indianapolis Circle City ISW Night 4
We July 27 Terre Haute Terre Haute ISW Night 5
Th July 28 Putnamville Lincoln Park ISW Night 6
Fr July 29 Bloomington Bloomington ISW Night 7
Sa July 30 Haubstadt Tri-State ISW Night 8
Monday, May 9, 2022
Some days, a man finds his calling in Life
https://assmann-usa.com/.
behold, Assmann Corporation!
and, in opposition too that
https://titman.co.uk/
Titman Tool Company
do i contradict myself? i am vast, i contain multitudes.
Saturday, May 7, 2022
Star Princess Bride Wars ( thanks to the interwebs )
1 - Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
2 - Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!
*immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*
3 - Bye, boys! Have fun storming the Death Star!
4 - Wampas of unusual size? I don't think they exist.
5 - Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, on Hoth?
6 - It just so happens that Anakin here is only mostly dead.
7 - Han: Give us the access code.
Trooper: What access code?
Han: Chewie, tear his arms off.
Trooper: Ohhhh, you mean this access code!
8 - I could give you my word as a Corellian. No good, I've known too many Corellians.
9 - Why can't I see? You've been mostly frozen all day.
10- That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "I know", what he meant was, "I love you."
11- "Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?" "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future."
12- "Luke doesn't get eaten by the rancor at this time."
"What?"
"The rancor doesn't get him. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous."
13- The Fowce is what brings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.
Tuesday, May 3, 2022
The tools I'm proud to keep in my pants
UK Manufacturer USA Distributor
https://www.kingdicktools.co.uk/ https://britishfasteners.com/
King Dick Tools British Tools and Fasteners
Unit 11, Roman Way,
Coleshill Industrial Estate, 7696 Route 31
Birmingham, UK B46 1HG Lyons NY 14489
Tel: +44 (0)1675 467776 315-946-9400
Fax: +44 (0)1675 464277
Email: info@kingdicktools.co.uk sales@britishfasteners.com
Sunday, April 24, 2022
Saturday, April 23, 2022
Hardman Gynecology Memorial
Dr. William Hardman
MD - Obstetrics & Gynecology
451 S 11th St
Lake Wales, FL 33853
1 - Bring a girlfriend and we'll give you one for free
2 - Mae West said, "A Hard Man is good to find"
We say, "It's not a threat, it's a promise. Baby."
3 - We'll get to the bottom of all your problems
4 - No muff too tough
5 - Can you feel me now?
6 - Our instruments are colored a soothing pink to calm your nerves
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